Apparently (According to Him) & Actuality

Apparently, If he has a hangovr & I decide to take care of him, that includes cleanin up his tossed cookies, instead of letting him clean up his own blown chunks. Apparently. I think if he is able to walk around, he can clean his own nastiness up. I'm just saying.
Apparently, If he says he might do sumthin, I'm not supposed to assume its not gonna happen. Bcuz he's plannin on it. I say, I go on experience, experience has it that when he says might the possible occurrence rarely comes to fruition. I'm just saying.
Apparently, I shuld be fully understanding that sumtimes his schedule is limited due to having a son. I say, u aint the 1st guy to have a child. I kno ur child comes 1st, my prob is when u leave me in the dark instead of just lettin me kno its ur week to have ur son.
Apparently he is the cutest guy I've ever liked and cared about and he's the special one. I say, I wuldnt jump to conclusions, and have u seen the guys from the past?!?!?! I'm just saying.
Apparently, I shuldnt treat him like those other ni$$az, cuz he's different. I say if u act like a ni$$a, I will treat u as such, until u prove otherwise. I'm just saying.
Apparently, we dont be on the same page at all times. I say we need to work on that.