Dont Bring in Fried Chicken for a Week!
***Obama/Biden***
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think
we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we
should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:
1) No crying, hugging or shouting "Thank you Lord" - at least not in public
2) No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear
and there are no witnesses
3) No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters
4) No calling in sick on November 5th. They'll get
nervous if too many of us don't show up.
5) We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or
nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
6) No singing loudly, We've come this Far By Faith
(it will be acceptable to hum softly)
7) No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the
company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at
all) (this may make us seem to ethnic)
8) No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this
might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)
9) No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a
little too much excitement)
10) Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble)
11) No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're
in your office with the door closed)
12) Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!
13.) Just in case you're wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage
patch, or a back hand spring on the highway is 100% okay.
~thx DB for sendin me this
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think
we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we
should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:
1) No crying, hugging or shouting "Thank you Lord" - at least not in public
2) No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear
and there are no witnesses
3) No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters
4) No calling in sick on November 5th. They'll get
nervous if too many of us don't show up.
5) We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or
nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
6) No singing loudly, We've come this Far By Faith
(it will be acceptable to hum softly)
7) No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the
company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at
all) (this may make us seem to ethnic)
8) No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this
might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)
9) No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a
little too much excitement)
10) Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble)
11) No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're
in your office with the door closed)
12) Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!
13.) Just in case you're wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage
patch, or a back hand spring on the highway is 100% okay.
~thx DB for sendin me this
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